Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Famous Drunk Quotes

Don't you know there ain't no devil, it's just god when he's drunk.
Tom Waits

Ever since the Greeks, we have been drunk with language! We have made a cage with words and shoved our God inside!
Morris West

Everybody gets too drunk sometimes; and even if everybody didn't, I have gotten too drunk sometimes. I haven't hurt anybody. In Ireland we drink a lot. It's part of our culture. I like drinking. I don't think it's a bad thing.
Andrea Corr

Getting stopped for drunk driving in those days might mean that your entire career was over then. Not today.
Mark Goddard

Going to the opera, like getting drunk, is a sin that carries its own punishment with it.
Hannah More

Grant stood by me when I was crazy, and I stood by him when he was drunk, and now we stand by each other.
William Tecumseh Sherman

He is a drunkard who takes more than three glasses though he be not drunk.

He uses statistics like a drunk uses lamp-posts, more for support than illumination.
Romano Prodi

I am the person who is a mother against drunk driver.
Tracey Gold

Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Drunk Pic and Quotes

A good writer is not, per se, a good book critic. No more so than a good drunk is automatically a good bartender.
Jim Bishop

A man can take a little bourbon without getting drunk, but if you hold his mouth open and pour in a quart, he's going to get sick on it.
Lyndon B. Johnson

A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.
Joe E. Lewis

A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated, has not the art of getting drunk.
Samuel Johnson

A man's true character comes out when he's drunk.
Charlie Chaplin

After the crash happened, I was so humiliated and embarrassed. I thought of Mothers Against Drunk Drivers, that they must hate me.
Tracey Gold

All the mistakes I've ever made in my life have been when I've been drunk. I haven't made hardly any mistakes sober, ever, ever.
Tracey Emin

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Ernest Hemingway

Always do sober what you said you'd do when you were drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut!
Charles Scribner, Jr.

An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men.
Charles Darwin

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
Ernest Hemingway