Famous Drunk Quotes

Don't you know there ain't no devil, it's just god when he's drunk.
Tom Waits

Ever since the Greeks, we have been drunk with language! We have made a cage with words and shoved our God inside!
Morris West

Everybody gets too drunk sometimes; and even if everybody didn't, I have gotten too drunk sometimes. I haven't hurt anybody. In Ireland we drink a lot. It's part of our culture. I like drinking. I don't think it's a bad thing.
Andrea Corr

Getting stopped for drunk driving in those days might mean that your entire career was over then. Not today.
Mark Goddard

Going to the opera, like getting drunk, is a sin that carries its own punishment with it.
Hannah More

Grant stood by me when I was crazy, and I stood by him when he was drunk, and now we stand by each other.
William Tecumseh Sherman

He is a drunkard who takes more than three glasses though he be not drunk.
Epictetus

He uses statistics like a drunk uses lamp-posts, more for support than illumination.
Romano Prodi

I am the person who is a mother against drunk driver.
Tracey Gold